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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: May 2, 2011 9:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Osama's fake death certificate

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: May 2, 2011 10:16am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

It is hard to fake acute lead-poisoning.

Especially when delivered via 3500 FPS truncated cone hollow point.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 2, 2011 10:46am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

My favorite part is that it wasn't a long distance sniper shot. This way he had plenty of time to hear and see death coming his way; I have a feeling he wasn't filled with joy about the whole 40 virgin thing.

My son says the entire 75th Ranger is jealous as hell today. Damn squids.

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Poster: Tidewater four ten O nine Date: May 2, 2011 4:03pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

he'll be so pissed when he finds out the 40 virgins are all Susan Boyle lookalikes - that's why they're virgins !!!!!!

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Poster: DeadRed1971 Date: May 2, 2011 7:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Like Billy Connolly says: "I'd rather have 2 fire breathing whores."

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Poster: jonc Date: May 3, 2011 9:28am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmN2cVOr5W4

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Poster: mcglone Date: May 2, 2011 11:23am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

pretty compelling images leaked through reuters...

Attachment: Leaked_Bin_Laden_Escape_Image.jpg

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Poster: niteczka Date: Nov 12, 2011 10:48am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Hi there, Speaking of death prediction, I find it really odd that one of the on-line death prediction services showed me the same death date that I was foretold in my dream about a year ago. http://yourdeathdate.info/1/index.html - I can’t explain this coincidence in any other way except that there must be some kind of magic involved here.

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Poster: videos cristianos Date: Nov 12, 2011 1:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Osama fake death certificate, incredibly there are a lot of people that has the same opinion, most of us are waiting for real credibly proofs before get 100% sure about an important issue http://diostube.com

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Poster: rastamon Date: Nov 12, 2011 11:54am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

but thru your dream, you first perceived this test, taken a year later - thru the stonerspace-time continuum. So you're in the clear...unless the test itself is magic. Now I'm confused. btw, I'd never take that test..bad mojo-haha

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 2, 2011 11:27am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Well, the radio commentary I heard this morning told me things had been photo shopped and that there was not enough time to do the dna test so this must all be a huge hoax. And that Seth Myers stutters. I didn't hear it, but then again, I never thought the birth certificate was an issue.

Trump 2012!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 2, 2011 12:13pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Damn you, I just puked on my own shoes.

Oh, yeah, there are new DNA testing procedures that can be done in 24 to 48 hours depending on the quality of DNA obtained. I'm guessing a large piece of brain matter qualifies. The results aren't as detailed as the standard 72 hour testing, but can still be used to ID a body when you have good comparison material.

Plus, if faking it was so easy, how come W didn't do it years ago? And if it was faked, we would look mighty stupid if a video message from Osama popped up on Al Jazeera tommorrow giving us the finger (i don't think we'd take that risk).

Plus, if we kept the body to parade in front of the media, we would cause an even bigger firestorm in the Arab world then we're gonna get as it is, I think getting rid of the body ASAP was the only option.

New: "A woman shielded Osama bin Laden from gunfire during the assault by U.S. forces, President Barack Obama's top counterterrorism adviser said Monday."

Osama: "Quick, get in front of me"
Woman: "But I don't want to"
Osama: "Don't worry, these Americans are blasphemous pussies, they'll never shoot a woman"
Woman: "OK"


Osama: "Oooops, my bad."

This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2011-05-02 19:13:25

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 2, 2011 5:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

>Plus, if faking it was so easy, how come W didn't do it years ago?

So the people who have been shouting for Obama's birth certificate are going to start hollering for Osama's death certificate, right?
You've got to admit Obama has scored some points this past week.

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Poster: RBNW....new and improved! Date: May 2, 2011 8:30pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Obama didnt do a damn thing... Oh ya I forgot we dont call any cigarettes 'lights' anymore...thats all hes ever accomlished

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Poster: bluedevil Date: May 2, 2011 8:37pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

love or hate obama, or somewhere in between, that is a willful misunderstanding of obama's role in what just occurred.

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Poster: RBNW....new and improved! Date: May 2, 2011 11:01pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Not really. He really did nothing. Actually he probably gained some votes for his attempt for reelection....but really didnt do anything to deserve any credit, George Bush deserves more credit than he does,but then again he deserves credit for getting the US involved in the 1st place

This post was modified by RBNW....new and improved! on 2011-05-03 06:01:40

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Poster: snow_and_rain Date: May 3, 2011 8:59am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

No. Bush made things dramatically worse.

1) He took his eye off of Bin Laden to launch a misguided adventure in Iraq, letting our number one target get away. How long do you think it would have taken to get Bin Laden if we'd focused all the military and intell resources that we wasted in Iraq on getting his terrorist ass?

2) He mishandled relations with Afghanistan and Pakistan both -- far too deferential. No way Bush goes into Pakistan without their permission.

3) Obama said he'd get Bin Laden and that he'd launch ops in Pakistan whether they liked it or not. He promised that, and now it's done. No fanfare. No chest-pounding. And most importantly: No "mission accomplished."

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Poster: William Tell Date: May 4, 2011 6:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Hey--good stuff, S&R...just sayin.

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Poster: bear06460 Date: May 3, 2011 11:36am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

so whens the 3D movie coming out? hollywood is probably all over this already

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 3, 2011 2:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

George Bush had the IQ of a turnip. The only idea he ever had was to bomb things, under the theory that if you drop bombs, you'll kill some bad guys.

Obama paid attention to the intelligence, UNDERSTOOD the updates he received on the situation, and responded with a strategic solution. I don't love Obama. I have problems with a number of things he's done. But I'm quite able to believe he was smart enough to solve the Osama bin Laden problem whereas GWB was simply too stupid.

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Poster: Edsel Date: May 3, 2011 6:03am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

The term "stupid" may encompass more than you intend.

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 3, 2011 11:09am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Really? I don't know of any real subtle meanings of the word "stupid."

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Poster: Edsel Date: May 3, 2011 11:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

you didn't intend to include yourself did you ?

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 3, 2011 12:08pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

I think you intended a clever insult, but it doesn't quite work. You seem to think I inadvertently included myself in "stupid," but what I said was that GWB is stupid. Last time I checked, I'm not GWB. Does it all make sense to you now or shall I explain it more simply?

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Poster: Edsel Date: May 4, 2011 7:33am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Nah, I didn't think you inadvertently included yourself, I did that for you. Simple is right up your alley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53C2-b8BOLs

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 4, 2011 7:55am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

No, you really didn't "include" me in anything, and the word "stupid" does not "encompass more than I intend," but you seem to have trouble following your own posts, let alone other people's.

George Bush had 8 years to get Osama; it didn't work out for him. Remember his expression on 9/11, looking up from the children's book he was having trouble reading to some school children that morning? That's pretty much how it was for 8 years. Took the next guy to put the pieces together and come up with a plan. Years of torturing detainees won't help if you can't even understand the information the detainees are giving you. That's the sad story of the Bush years.

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Poster: Edsel Date: May 4, 2011 10:51am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Oh dear, there must be some mistake.

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/159031-pelosi-thanks-bush-for-his-part-in-bin-ladens-downfall-

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 5, 2011 7:11am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

She thanked Clinton, too.

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Poster: AltheaRose Date: May 4, 2011 7:47pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Yeah, what the heck? Bipartisan pleasantness? Adult behavior? Don't worry, it won't last.

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Poster: robthewordsmith Date: May 4, 2011 8:24am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Mission accomplished

Think you might like this, D. Made me chuckle anyway.

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Poster: Cliff Hucker Date: May 4, 2011 8:31am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Mission accomplished

Priceless!

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: May 4, 2011 8:29am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Mission accomplished

How perfect is that?

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 4, 2011 8:41am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Mission accomplished

Yes! exactly :)

Like I said, I truly do not love everything Obama has done. But I'm not above enjoying the past few days in this regard. I thought releasing the birth certificate was a mistake, at the time - thought he shouldn't stoop to the level of the idiots chanting Give Us a Birth Certificate. But, in the context of the events of the next few days, the decision to release it makes more sense. It was a sort of double-barreled statement over the course of several days, "You want my birth certificate? Oh, okay, silly but here you go. Maybe you'd like my mummy's Baby Book also, and a lock of my hair? Oh, and I've just killed Osama bin Laden. You were busy making asses of yourselves poring over the records of some hospital in Hawaii from the 1960s, while I pored over intelligence reports from Pakistan, nailing bin Laden."
Hello 2012.

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Poster: AltheaRose Date: May 4, 2011 7:42pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Mission accomplished

Bush would have kept the body on ice until 2012, and then released the news in late October.

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Poster: ringolevio Date: May 5, 2011 7:12am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Mission accomplished

How do we know that's not what Obama's doing? :)

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Poster: snow_and_rain Date: May 2, 2011 1:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Osama's fake death certificate

Reportedly she was "one of his wives."